I am 92% Mentally ill.

Mentally ILL

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 12

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 16

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word “um” is used frequently.

[] You don’t know what “um” means.

[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL:23 NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.